written by Cat Hernandez, brought to you by 2chix 1blog
Valentine’s day is for wives and legitimate girlfriends who deserve some special loving.
But what about the side chicks, who’s self esteem and moral value is too low to respect your relationship; don’t they deserve something also?
If you are wondering what to get for the special lil’hoe in your life, Duane Reade has the answer: Do-It-Yourself Paternity Tests
The do-it-yourself kits are being sold at Duane Reade stores across the state for $29.99.
The tests will be administered at the store’s walk-in clinics for a total cost, which covers lab fees and other charges, of about $300.